Thursday 13 November 2014

Pumpkings

A hedge fund man I suppose,
Who never travels on the tube in suits
But prefers the disguise of a goatee.

How about a goatee?
No, you're done, 
And I quite like the gap in his teeth.
Well, this is fun. Aren't we having fun?

He hates all this quantative easing,
It's one of his big fears, 
An A Team man, - he likes cash! 
Though I suppose, lots of people do.
This is fun.
At least, much more fun than I thought it would be,
In between the tears,
Obviously. 

What do we think of Boudicca? 
To symbolise England versus the EU,
Too many racial slurs are, after all, what we specialise in.
Or the Queen, for old times sake,
Though I will make her look her age,
And once I am done, I will send it to the Bank of England.

How shall I do the teeth?
Very perfect, American style.
Though I do like the gap...
Leave it a while.