Monday 19 September 2016

Advice

Dennis! What's happening?
This little rascal is a lot of trouble you know. 

Do you know what caused your stroke bruv, do you know what?
It's lack of exercise bruv, and a bad diet
It's blood pressure, innit?

You need to get your arse to that place Dennis, you know, the doctor.
You think I'm joking bruv?
You need to look after yourself.

When you're out on the street 
And you're running wild, 
And doing what you're doing...

I know exactly why you had a stroke,
It's your health bruv. 
You need to slow down bruv.

You're lucky you're not disabled,
You need to sort it out man. 
I guarantee you'll be in a wheelchair soon.